16 1 / 2014

Rude. My profile doesn’t reflect that? Maybe YOU are the one without a personality.

Rude. My profile doesn’t reflect that? Maybe YOU are the one without a personality.

16 1 / 2014

No, I’m not real…

No, I’m not real…

02 2 / 2012

Tempted to say “you might get more interests if you don’t use incorrect grammar…”

Tempted to say “you might get more interests if you don’t use incorrect grammar…”

28 7 / 2011

Doubtful.

Doubtful.

02 7 / 2011

story of my life lol

story of my life lol

(via lemonatlas-deactivated20121018)

22 6 / 2011

Whatever you do, don’t answer the door.

Whatever you do, don’t answer the door.

17 6 / 2011

What an intriguing visitor!

What an intriguing visitor!

11 6 / 2011

This 5’0” 88 year old from Brooklyn viewed my profile. 

This 5’0” 88 year old from Brooklyn viewed my profile. 

10 6 / 2011

Virgin who wants a submissive girl and he has a “feet frenzy.” Frenzy?!

Virgin who wants a submissive girl and he has a “feet frenzy.” Frenzy?!

10 6 / 2011

UFC?! Hang on a sec while I take my panties off.

UFC?! Hang on a sec while I take my panties off.